I’d rather not scare you with a photo of my sick, sick, face right now. As it turns out, the mild cough and cold I had yesterday morning had plans to get even worse by the time my day out with my mom and sister finished.

Well played, virus. Well played.

Clearly, I have nothing for you. Well, nothing except this:

If you’re one of those people who like playing games but don’t have time for them anymore, this is the game for you. If you’re the type of person who believes that what makes a story great is not necessarily the plot but the treatment, then this is for you.

I hope you enjoy this.

Welcome, delicious friend.